georgia gets snow sometimes, but it's pathetic.

morganfreeman:

it’s only good for the first 30 minutes and it’s only like 3 inches. by the end of the day, it’s all either ice or melted away.

Last year was around 3”. Usually it’s barely an inch, or it’s just ice.

I just remembered something:

I was in the doctor’s office the other day and the doctor was saying how she doesn’t understand why girls get pregnant as teenagers. My mother agreed.

Let’s do some quick math.

This year I turned 17 on July 16th.

My mother turned 37 on September 10th.

That would make her 19 at the time she had me.

Sure there’s a small window between July and September, but that would still mean that she got pregnant with me not too long after turning 19.

I just find it funny how she’s quick to criticize people without looking at herself first.

Even if 19 is close to not being a teenager, my mom is still surprised when she finds out “OH MY. PREGNANT AT 21? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!”

I'm just not going to swallow anymore >_>

himynameiscarl:

everchanginglights:

somehow

INSERT ORAL SEX JOKE

GO AHEAD YOU’LL BE THE FOURTH OR FIFTH ONE

Maybe that's why vampires don't like garlic...

dear-marisa:

Maybe they have a heightened sense of smell…

Ammonia should work wonders in that case.

A Bug's Life is my favorite Pixar movie.

I don’t know why I thought of that.

But I just thought I’d let you know.

I'm just not going to swallow anymore >_>

somehow